Jatzigfon is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited raven.

Jatzigfon created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatzigfon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jatzigfon, he will make you grow a tail.

Jatzigfon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jatzigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with blue.

2. Put Jatzigfon first in all things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.

5. Never leap near snakes.