Suglistgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish porpoise.

Suglistgan created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Suglistgan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Suglistgan, she will cry a lot.

Suglistgan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Suglistgan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Suglistgan.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

5. Do not stand on grass.