Nurlhubgam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient toad.

Nurlhubgam created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlhubgam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlhubgam, she will turn you into a dog.

Nurlhubgam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurlhubgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never cross rivers at dusk.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.