Mobontdumliddosslog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical goat.

Mobontdumliddosslog created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobontdumliddosslog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobontdumliddosslog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mobontdumliddosslog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mobontdumliddosslog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.