Voncudlin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, flying frog.

Voncudlin created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Voncudlin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Voncudlin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Voncudlin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Voncudlin's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not name children after birds.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.