Bepmifbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane dryad.

Bepmifbut created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Bepmifbut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bepmifbut, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bepmifbut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bepmifbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never skip in winter.