Timbifrowsadnarthindudbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome bat.

Timbifrowsadnarthindudbog created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timbifrowsadnarthindudbog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Timbifrowsadnarthindudbog, she will strike you with lightening.

Timbifrowsadnarthindudbog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Timbifrowsadnarthindudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing green tights.