Legvigcen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing horse.

Legvigcen created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Legvigcen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legvigcen, she will turn you into a duck.

Legvigcen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Legvigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while tainted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never feed peas to shrews while wearing corsets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.