Quartnabyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, impressive centipede.

Quartnabyar created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartnabyar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quartnabyar, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Quartnabyar's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quartnabyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always store parsnips above ground.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.