Ingbagfastabfaghottikfum is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced finch.

Ingbagfastabfaghottikfum created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbagfastabfaghottikfum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingbagfastabfaghottikfum, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ingbagfastabfaghottikfum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ingbagfastabfaghottikfum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Do not kill swans.