Yoklunfas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair whale.

Yoklunfas created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yoklunfas, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yoklunfas, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yoklunfas' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yoklunfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always obey Yoklunfas' priests.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.