Vidhanflow Dissrillpig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful pig.

Vidhanflow Dissrillpig created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidhanflow Dissrillpig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vidhanflow Dissrillpig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vidhanflow Dissrillpig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vidhanflow Dissrillpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Always remove ear rings before touching lead.