Hathakwod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm dove.

Hathakwod created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hathakwod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hathakwod, she will strike you with lightening.

Hathakwod's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hathakwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never adorn your head with cyan markings.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Heed all portents.