Paspogdag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair hedgehog.

Paspogdag created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Paspogdag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Paspogdag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Paspogdag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Paspogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never prepare corn during autumn.

4. Always store carrots above ground.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.