Veenjadsis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical squid.

Veenjadsis created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Veenjadsis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Veenjadsis, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Veenjadsis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Veenjadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Veenjadsis in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.