Danfonyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful faun.

Danfonyart created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danfonyart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Danfonyart, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Danfonyart's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Danfonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

2. Never record signs.

3. Do not name children after moths.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. Never think about chromosomes.