Fobgenlinsincisscibfod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow elephant.

Fobgenlinsincisscibfod created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobgenlinsincisscibfod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobgenlinsincisscibfod, she will think nothing of it.

Fobgenlinsincisscibfod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fobgenlinsincisscibfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect six titanium sculptures of Fobgenlinsincisscibfod on top of important buildings.

4. Do not bounce at forests.

5. Always help cats in need.