Nartdanpog is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, merciful
crocodile.
Nartdanpog created a down quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Nartdanpog, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nartdanpog, he will remove you from existence.
Nartdanpog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Nartdanpog's Holy Commandments1. Do not resist order.
2. Never adorn your head with white markings.
3. Pray only in firelight.
4. Do not hop at forests.
5. Never play with disobedient children.