Nartdanpog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciful crocodile.

Nartdanpog created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nartdanpog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nartdanpog, he will remove you from existence.

Nartdanpog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nartdanpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Never adorn your head with white markings.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Do not hop at forests.

5. Never play with disobedient children.