Tipbugstip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, compassionate jellyfish.

Tipbugstip created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbugstip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipbugstip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tipbugstip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tipbugstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the north.