Dammondib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient hummingbird.

Dammondib created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dammondib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dammondib, he will turn you into a rock.

Dammondib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dammondib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Always share limes with strangers, but never with shrews.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Never wear shorts.