Flowlikkikmin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless raccoon.

Flowlikkikmin created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowlikkikmin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowlikkikmin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flowlikkikmin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flowlikkikmin's Holy Commandments

1. Flowlikkikmin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near hamsters while wearing purple coats and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.