Jadcubhatfityokbim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective penguin.

Jadcubhatfityokbim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadcubhatfityokbim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jadcubhatfityokbim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jadcubhatfityokbim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jadcubhatfityokbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dawn.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not name children after nematodes.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jadcubhatfityokbim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear stockings marked with mauve.