Beggedfen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable mongoose.

Beggedfen created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Beggedfen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Beggedfen, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Beggedfen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Beggedfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing mauve dresses.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.