Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy donkey.

Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

2. Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Gebvegsawyikjatrultiglat loves otters, so they must be respected.