Flabpidmot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy snake.

Flabpidmot created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabpidmot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabpidmot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flabpidmot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flabpidmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always remove coats before touching copper.