Nibduntetti is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome pig.

Nibduntetti created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibduntetti, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibduntetti, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nibduntetti's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nibduntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Never touch ash while clean.

3. Hide if seven snails approach from the south.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.