Bissgofken is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, resourceful ferret.

Bissgofken created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgofken, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissgofken, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bissgofken's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bissgofken's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bissgofken.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never mark doors with fawn.