Omthinstip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered bee.

Omthinstip created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omthinstip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omthinstip, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omthinstip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Omthinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing orange ear rings.