Kinmipnib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable otter.

Kinmipnib created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinmipnib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinmipnib, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kinmipnib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kinmipnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Always obey Kinmipnib's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.