Sisnartag is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, passionate
mole.
Sisnartag created life eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sisnartag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sisnartag, she will not care at all.
Sisnartag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Sisnartag's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not wear jumpers marked with red.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.
5. Heed all dreams.