Lenhatjab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent yak.

Lenhatjab created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenhatjab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lenhatjab, he will strike you with lightening.

Lenhatjab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lenhatjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never eat green fruit.