Zancatbin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent ant.

Zancatbin created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zancatbin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zancatbin, he will be very sad.

Zancatbin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zancatbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zancatbin.

3. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing tights.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Always help sick moths.