Mongephug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable shark.

Mongephug created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mongephug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mongephug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mongephug's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mongephug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mongephug.

5. Never gather nine seals in one place.