Fat Kimsitwot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical rhinoceros.

Fat Kimsitwot created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fat Kimsitwot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fat Kimsitwot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fat Kimsitwot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fat Kimsitwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never mention geese.