Garhunfen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident narwhal.

Garhunfen created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhunfen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Garhunfen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Garhunfen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Garhunfen's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garhunfen.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Never leap in the presence of ants.