Yakpagsit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent warg.

Yakpagsit created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakpagsit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yakpagsit, it will turn you into a worm.

Yakpagsit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yakpagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sing in the presence of birds.