Tim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able spider.

Tim created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tim's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Always remove ear rings before touching iron.

4. Never mix strawberries with water.

5. Never gather seven dolphins near towers.