Rigpopcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, pitiless dryad.

Rigpopcam created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigpopcam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigpopcam, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rigpopcam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rigpopcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Put Rigpopcam first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigpopcam.

5. Rigpopcam loves squirrels, so they must be respected.