Bitdinpak Bugarmnill is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, effective tapir.

Bitdinpak Bugarmnill created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitdinpak Bugarmnill, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bitdinpak Bugarmnill, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bitdinpak Bugarmnill's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bitdinpak Bugarmnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to whales while wearing corsets.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not travel during spring.