Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous fairy.

Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Do not skip at mountains.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattonkbepjin Fetdoddud.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.