Wegshavyak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive walrus.

Wegshavyak created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wegshavyak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegshavyak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wegshavyak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wegshavyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Worship no other gods but Wegshavyak.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about hamsters.