Gupstikgub is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless wombat.

Gupstikgub created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupstikgub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gupstikgub, she will ignore you.

Gupstikgub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gupstikgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gupstikgub.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.