Nadsogwegnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, stupid rhinoceros.

Nadsogwegnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadsogwegnarl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nadsogwegnarl, she will turn you into a plant.

Nadsogwegnarl's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nadsogwegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.