Ganfossbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent warg.

Ganfossbut created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfossbut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ganfossbut, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ganfossbut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ganfossbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always share melons with strangers, but never with doves.

5. Do not take Ganfossbut's name in vain.