Davfigjop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless centipede.

Davfigjop created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfigjop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davfigjop, he will turn you into a frog.

Davfigjop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Davfigjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never look at asteroids.