Yokmilbed is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous scorpion.

Yokmilbed created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Yokmilbed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokmilbed, it will make you grow a tail.

Yokmilbed's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Yokmilbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with black.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Run away from mauve rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect your elders.