Hubjincar Genmisham is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent shark.

Hubjincar Genmisham created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjincar Genmisham, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hubjincar Genmisham, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hubjincar Genmisham's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hubjincar Genmisham's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hubjincar Genmisham.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never gather nine porpoises in one place.

4. Hide if five capybaras approach from the north.

5. Respect your elders.