Zankiktail is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful hydra.

Zankiktail created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zankiktail, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zankiktail, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zankiktail's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zankiktail's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never gather three capybaras near doors.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.