Duntinwab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous parrot.

Duntinwab created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duntinwab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Duntinwab, she will turn you into a rock.

Duntinwab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Duntinwab's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Do not fashion tools from iron.

3. You must pray to Duntinwab eight times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.