Arfsafrig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic meerkat.

Arfsafrig created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfsafrig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arfsafrig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Arfsafrig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arfsafrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Arfsafrig on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed bread to ducks while wearing black stockings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Arfsafrig six times a day.